Guidelines & Rules for Altihut 3014 Guests from Across the Galaxy
Dear Guests,
Delighted we are to welcome you to Altihut. Please take a moment and Do Not Panic, to review and respect the following suggestions and house rules. They're here to ensure that you and your fellow mountain-dwellers enjoy your time to the fullest, while also helping us preserve both Altihut and the fragile alpine environment that surrounds us.
A Few Simple Rules for Universal Harmony
Please register upon arrival to ensure a smooth and comfortable stay.
Smoking (and not just tobacco) is strictly prohibited inside the Altihut building.
Upon entering, please use our iconic Alti-slippers - your feet will thank you, and so will our floors.
Be gentle with your room, your bed, and our shared spaces: bathrooms, showers, the valley, the planet... and the galaxy at large.
After 21:00, please respect the silence and avoid disturbing other guests, dreams need peace to unfold.
Electricity is turned off from 23:00 to 05:00. Cosmic rest mode.
Before checking out, please tidy up your bed and room - karma appreciates cleanliness.
Cooking with personal stoves or burners inside the hut is not allowed.
Outside food and alcoholic beverages are not permitted within Altihut premises.
No Political and/or religious debates! Kindly take those to lower altitudes.
Alcohol and any kind of narcotic substances are strictly banned inside the building.
No dogs or pets allowed in sleeping areas or guest zones. (we love them, but unfortunately we are not in power to minimize the alergic risks for other visitors)
Uncivilized, rude, or generally orc-like behavior is strictly prohibited! Both inside the hut and on this planet.
At Altihut, it is forbidden to be grumpy, joyless, or anti-social. Mountain air is for sharing smiles.
♻️ Waste Not, Hike More
High-altitude waste management is no joke. On average, each person generates no more than 120 grams of trash, and that’s still enough to brutally harm this delicate ecosystem.
Please don’t be the “average statistical human.” Be exceptional. Take your waste to the bar (yes, really) where it will be properly sorted and processed. By doing so, you reduce your impact on the alpine environment, and the planet as a whole.
And remember: those lovely bacteria that decompose waste at lower altitudes, they can’t survive up here. So they’re not doing the job for you - you are.
A Brief Note About What Altihut Really Is:
Altihut 3014 is a privately funded impact investment venture, designed to create systemic solutions for difficult challenges in remote environments.
Our goals include:
Waste management in high-altitude settings
Improved safety for all visitors
Development of sustainable adventure tourism
Creation of new and stable business opportunities for local communities.
Most importantly, this is our personal CSR initiative toward our beloved planet Earth. An effort to reduce the damage done at these altitudes and prove that responsible tourism is possible even in the clouds.
You're Part of the Mission! By staying with us, you become a vital part of this mission.
Thank you for being here.
Now, take a deep breath, look around, and enjoy this wilderness, lovingly crafted for you some many, many millions and billions of years ago.
Glory to Ukraine! To the heroes Glory!
Слава Україні! Героям слава!